futurefantastic:

Or molesting you, MALS

True story

lulz-time:

 

hahahahaahahahhHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH been laughing for a solid 10mins

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I HAVE TO HAVE THIS

factsandchicks:

Tripping in your dream and waking up with a twitch happens because your brain thinks you’re dying.

source

Usually because I AM dying

vary-my-days:

somethingbypuccini:

making-beautiful:

somethingbypuccini:

annabananerz:

onelivecrew:

indefenseofwill:

ablurredrainbowconnection:

filmsfoodandphotos:

Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!

why has nobody ever told me this….

mind blowing

omg

Anatomy of A Solo Cup 101

THATS one shot? That cant be right.  It cant be….

it is

….oops

If that’s one shot, then I have an amazing tolerance

yaoifight:

This is your child before and after one year of exposure to a new street drug knows as “The Animes.” Police forces are still researching the sources of this substance, but it is known to be very addictive and its side effects are nearly irreversible. 

Signs that your child may be under the influence of “The Animes” include:

• making an account on deviantART.com - While it appears innocent, this website is actually a black market for different types of “The Animes.” It contains the highest concentration of animes abusers worldwide.
• changing their typing habits - If your Honors student starts typing sentences that substitute “teh” for “the” or uses asterisks for actions (i.e., *noms on you XD*) or starts adding -chan to the end of names, “The Animes” have most likely gotten to a near-irreversible state that requires years of therapy.
• a sudden interest in Top Ramen - In it’s early stages, your child or loved one may request to eat instant ramen noodles up to a few times a week. At this stage, it is still possible to fix some of the damage “The Animes” have caused. However, if they begin using chopsticks with every meal, you may have no choice but to lock them in their room and confiscate all Hot Topic products.

For more information on how to protect your child from the evils of “The Animes,” please visit www.theanimesawarenessfoundation.org or call us toll free at 1-800-HOT-YAOIZ

Oh man

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Invention of the Day: The Sprayracha is a thing. A thing that actually works. Holy schnikes.

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